Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no e...

Bob enters the Paralympic swimming event, but he has no arms or legs...

Bob enters the Paralympic swimming event, but h...

Two fish are in a tank...

The first fish says to the second fish, "How do...

One day in class, a teacher asked her students to do a homework assignment.

One day in class, a teacher asked her students ...

So a guys car breaks down next to a monastery...

And he realizes this is the famous one with the...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: fsh

Wait for groans :), one of my favourites

What's the difference between...

Son: what's the difference between a piano, fis...

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scav...

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

A black guy went fishing at night...

When he caught a fish, the fish went up to the ...

If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish...

Shes's probably too old for you.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

So there are 2 fish in a tank...

And one says to the other: "Hey, how do you dri...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

Ones a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other...

What's the definition of an anchovie?

A small fish that smells like a finger.

Lunch

First time posting. Sorry for the bad grammar a...

Best Salesman Ever!

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida ...

A few riddles

Romeo and Juliet were relaxing when a train dro...

Two parrots were sitting on a perch...

One turns to the other and says, "Can you smell...

2 Jokes

Joke 1: A man is driving alongside a cliff lead...