A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys.
When the babies were side by side, they always ...
Fish Jokes
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
How are vegans okay with drinking water?
They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy ...
What's the most privileged fish?
A Great White shark.
A blind man is tapping his way past the fish market.
He stops, takes a deep breath and says, "Good m...
Vegans who drink water disgust me.
That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage.
There was a massive fight in the chip shop yesterday!
A fish got battered.
Why was the fish swimming alone?
Because he left the school.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime...
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse yo...
What did Wolverine name his first pet fish
*In a gruff, but still Canadian voice*
"Blub"
There's two fish in a tank, and one says...
''How do you drive this thing?''
One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes.
But I think he was just being koi.
A man's car breaks down outside a monastery.
The monks take him in and give him dinner--a fa...
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says
How do you drive this thing
DeeDee and DooDaa
DeeDee and DooDaa were best friends who loved t...
What do you call a fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
(⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─
Give a man a fish he eats for a day...
Teach a man to fish, he sits out on the lake dr...
What do fish call a submarine?
Unidentified Floating Object
What the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it dies.
Me and my friend went to a fishmonger's
There was the cod that cost £3 and another fish...
A cop pulls a driver over for speeding
The driver says, "C'mon, everyone on the road w...