First time posting. Sorry for the bad grammar and punctuation.
There were three construction workers an English and Indian and a Chinese. Everyday at 12 o'clock they'd sit down and eat their lunch. They'd been working at this construction site for a month and everyday they would have the same food. The English man had his fish and chip. The Indian man had his rice and curry and the Chinese man had his chow mein.
One lunch time, fed up with their lunch they decided if they had the same lunch tomorrow they would jump from the top of the building.
Then next day they opened their lunch box and saw they had their exact same lunch as yesterday so they all jumped from the building, leaving a note behind to say why they had decided to kill themselves.
A funeral gathering was held for the three workers. All eyes were on the wives of the workers.
The Englishman's wife sobbing said
"if only he told me he wanted something different I would have made it for him."
The Indian mans wife was crying even harder and said
"this is all my fault I should have made him something different."
The Chinese mans wife looked around the room and said
"don't look at me, he used to make his own lunch".
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