Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

The dam fish

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get hiscu...

Dating is a lot like fishing

Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But un...

Why did the fish die?

Because the fish just want to "krill" himself o...

A boy is selling fish on a corner

To get his customers' attention, he is yelling,...

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

To get his customers' attention, he is yelling,...

A boy is selling fish on a corner....

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his c...

There's plenty more fish in the sea

But until I catch one I'm left here holding my ...

Last night I went on a blind date with an attractive woman

It started off great, with easy small talk at t...

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the ...

Godzilla Walks into a Bar...

...and sees King Kong at the end of the bar dow...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

The secret to ice fishing...

It was a cold winter day, when an old man walke...

A blind man..

Is walking down the street and stumbles upon a ...

A priest caught a gold fish

He said: "You need to grant me wishes now, I am...