Romeo and Juliet were relaxing when a train drove by. They were left dead, next to a puddle of water and a pile of glass. Why?
Because they were fish, and the vibration made the fish bowl fall and shatter
A boy and girl want to go to prom, but they can't. Why?
Because they're both fish
Jack and Jill go to a zoo, but they're eaten by sealions and nobody helps them. Why?
Because they're both
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