Bob enters the Paralympic swimming event, but he has no arms or legs... He argues with the organizers who say "you've got no arms or legs, you'll drown". Bob says "Trust me, I got this, just put me on the edge of the pool and when the gun goes off push me in ok!". Eventually they give in and carry Bob to the edge of the pool. The gun goes off and they push Bob in. Bob promptly sinks straight to the bottom, bubbles keep rising but as they slow the organizers have 2 people dive in and fish Bob out. "What do you think you were doing? We told you this would happen", they scream at Bob. Bob just looks up at them and says "Well, that's the first time I ever got cramp in my ears!"
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