Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

A conversation


Husband: I hear that fish is good for our brai...

Two fish


There are two fish in a tank.


One says to t...

Earthquake


EARTHQUAKE ROCKS PORT ADELAIDE:


A major eart...

Fish


Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing

...

Are You Ready for Children?


Are you considering having children? To determ...

You might be a redneck if..... (part 2)


You've ever cut your grass and found a car.


...

Fisherman


The American businessman was at the pier of a ...

Something fishy


Q. how do you talk to a fish


A. drop in a l...

Redneck Fishing Secrets


Two rednecks are fishing on their respective s...

Ethnic Fish


A group of biologists got together in hopes of...

Parenthood Tests


MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and...

You're so nasty...


You're so nasty the only person that screws yo...

Mexican Fisherman Li


The American investment banker was at the pier...

Owning a new pet fish


Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing...

Bush and Clinton and Bush


Bush and Gore, together again


Bush and Gor...

The Fish


What did the fish say when he ran into the wal...

Penguin Car Troubles


A penguin was driving through a small town whe...

Sooooo Blonde


She was so blonde...She got stabbed in a shoot...

Submarine


Q: Did you see the submarine (built by blondes...

Fish joke


What do you get when you cross something that ...

A bad fish riddle


Q: What do you call it when you're waiting in ...

Fishing bizzness


there was two sons and two fathers and they we...

Johnny's First Job


Little Johnny applied for a salesman's job at ...

So they won't step on the fish.


Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they ...

If a tree falls in


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is ar...