Two rednecks are fishing on their respective sides of the crick.
Just as soon as one redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto
the bank.
The other was catching nothing, so he yelled out, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be
on your side of the crick!"
"Aright, tell ya what, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can
walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yelled back.
The other replied, "Taint�s no way, buddy. I know you think I'm a fool! When I
get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"
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