A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down. He called AAA, and his car was towed to a local garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the problem. The penguin wasn't in any particular hurry, so he wandered off to look around. Entering a local supermarket, he bought some fish sticks and some vanilla ice cream for lunch, and then hung out in the frozen foods section until it was time to return to the garage.
The mechanic, seeing him enter the garage, came over, wiping his hands on a rag and shaking his head, and said "It looks like you blew a seal."
Blushing, the penguin quickly wiped his bill with his flippers, and replied, "Oh, no! It's just ice cream!"
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