Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age


1. Home is where you hang your @


2. The E-m...

Two [ethnics] are out fishing,


Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a gr...

2 dumb fishermen


2 dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a l...

How to be sure if someone is an Idiot?


You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/sh...

Lobster Poacher


After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman i...

$100


A guy walks into a bar and sees a fish tank fu...

New sayings for the Internet


1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail...

i phoned up a resteraunt the other day and...


i phoned up a resteraunt the other day and sai...

Bush & Gore Fishing


Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one s...

Eating a bald eagle


A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagl...

Modern-time maxims for the Internet


Modern-time maxims for the Internet age
Home ...

The Lord spoke to Noah


The Lord spoke to Noah and said, ''In six mont...

Wanna Ice Fish?


There were two old boys from Alabama who love ...

You've ever worn shorts to


You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.You ...

Australian Thesaurus of Computer Terminology


Australian Thesaurus of Computer Terminology

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100 Percent Polar Bear


One day a very young polar bear was sitting on...

Noah's Ark Today


And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six m...

The Top 16 Signs Your Fast Food Order Has Been Outsourced


16> You're surprised and delighted to hear ...

More Redneck One-liners!


You just might be a Redneck if:


You've ever ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Plato!Plato who?Plato fish


Knock KnockWho's there?Plato!Plato who?Plato f...

Somthing Fishy


Q:What Did The Little Girl Try To Do to The Li...

How did she die?


When David came home from school one day, he f...

Fishing With Baby Sister


A boy was taking care of his baby sister while...

Difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?


Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinto...

Concrete Wall

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns t...