Engineers Jokes

Engineers Jokes

A communication technician


A communication technician drafted by the army...

See if it happens again


A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a...

Practitioner


Q: What is an insolvency practitioner?


A: So...

IDIOTS & COMPUTERS


My neighbour works in the operations departmen...

All objects in the world


All objects in the world can be placed into on...

Afraid


Why mathematicians are afraid drive a car?
Be...

Frantic call


A frantic call was received by a user that his...

Can i get yo something


The Marine aboard ship was beyond seasick.
A ...

Speed limit


A police officer pulls over a car with a young...

Oppurtunity cost


Q: What's the difference between a finance maj...

Top Ten Reasons Why The Computer Industry Is Openi


1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a comp...

The Hats Off Test


This is actually on the books for OSHA.


AGRE...

Computer Sayings


1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...

AN IDIOT'S IDIOT


Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a...

The Mistress


An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist ...

Crew boss


A young wildlife biologist got fired from his ...

Hotel room


Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his...

Top Ten Things


Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach...

Blonde Sandwich


An Irish, a Mexican, and a blonde dude were wo...

Stabbed


A quiet little man was brought before a judge....

My friend called his car insurance company


My friend called his car insurance company to ...

Three freshman engineering students


Three freshman engineering students were sitti...

Labels


A Compaq technician received a call from a man...

Quarter of twelve


A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wif...

Trouble with plane engines


While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane sh...