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Q: How many Microsoft tech support people does...
Engineers Jokes
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Hiring an accountant
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A plane flying in the 1930s
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Light bulb
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Completely insane
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Amateur astronomer
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Difference
Q: What's the difference between mathematics a...
Extroverted mathematician
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Invalid responses
A technician received a call from a customer w...
The Times newspaper
The Times newspaper (UK) recently carried a st...
Economics ruins life
Economics is ruining your life when...
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No Mercy
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Office
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Nobody understood
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Training the blonde
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How many Microsoft employees
How many Microsoft employees does it take to s...
You know you have too much HP when.......
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Loop hole
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Girls are evil
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Salary
Reaching the end of his job interview, the per...
GAAP
Q: What is GAAP (generally accepted accounting...