As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip
south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying
two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she
asked.
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
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