Life As A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "A...
Engineers Jokes
Eight
Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it ...
Light bulb
Q: How many economists does it take to change ...
Exciting
Q: Why do some accountants decide to become ac...
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airl
1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain...
Good choice
Two engineering students were walking across c...
Blonde goes flying
A blonde went to a flight school insisting tha...
Flawless English
An African chieftain flew to the United States...
Light bulb
Q: How many academics does it take to change a...
Auditor
Q: What's an auditor?
A: Someone who arrives...
Half off these tickets
USAir recently introduced a special half fare ...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
I was sitting in my science class, when the te...
The Chinese Tourist
Once there was a chinese guy that never knew e...
The world's smartest man?
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope,...
Views on the Glass
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
T...
"Access Denied"
This guy calls in to complain that he gets an ...
Error Messages
Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its e...
Windows 98 is not a virus.
Windows 98 is not a virus. Viruses are small a...
Flying without a parachute
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachut...
Invite
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their offi...
Long run
Q: What does an economist do?
A: A lot in th...
Help stories from Tech Support
Compaq is considering changing the command "Pr...
Light bulb
Q: How many research technicians does it take ...
Hold on to the root.
The Tao doesn't take sides;
It gives birth to...
I got my four
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a M...