I deserve a first class seat

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the
plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach
because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde,
I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach
Jamaica."


The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the
blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a
good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head
stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have
to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a
problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.


The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately
gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the
copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The
copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to
Jamaica."