The Chinese Tourist

Once there was a chinese guy that never knew english and went
to visited New York, and saw the statue of liberty,
so then he asked the person beside him "who built this
thing?"(in chinese)and the person said "what do you mean?'
"oh, whach yu min , that means he must be chinese"(in
chinese).So then he went on and saw the bridge.Then he
asked a lady "who built this bridge"(in chinese)then the lady
said"what do you mean" "oooooooooh, i want to meet
this man,(in chinese)So then he was smiling alot, and walking
and all of the people were staring at him, So then he
bumped into a funeral and asked "who's in that that cofin?the
the man said "what do you mean" " oh no, whach yu min
is dead!, and then he went crying back to china.