Blonde Sandwich

An Irish, a Mexican, and a blonde dude were working on a
200 foot scaffold.


One day, at lunch, the Irish said,"Darn! Cornbeef and
Cabbage again! If I get another one of those sandwiches
tomorrow, I'm going to jump of the scaffold."


Then the Mexican said,"Darn! Burritos again! If I get thos
tomorrow, I too will jump from the scaffold."


Last, the blonde dude said,"Darn! Bologna again! If I get
that again I'm going with you to jump off of the scaffold.


The next day, the Irishman opened his lunchbox and saw he
had Cornbeef and Cabbage, so he jumped to his death.


Then the Mexican opened his lunchbox and saw that he had a
burrito, so he jumped to his death.


Last the blonde opened his lunchbox and saw that he had
bologna, so he, too, jumped to his death.


The funeral was very sad. "If I would have known he was so
sick of Cornbeef and Cabbage, I wouldn't have packed it," said
the Irishmans wife, sobbing as every one turned to her.


Then every one lookeed at the Mexican woman. "If I knew he
hated Burritos so much, I would have given him Tamales or
enchaladas."


Then they turned to the Blonde mans wife. She said,"Don't
look at me. He makes his own lunchs.