My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of a
large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their
computers. One night they got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who
had this question: 'I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you
guys have a fire downtown?'
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