Dilbert Reviews Star Wars: Episode I

Hello, readers, of course, it is I, Dilbert. The one and only. And I have
a review of a movie for you, which technically isn't a movie to me, since
I found 6,765 technical errors, and the maximum to qualify as a movie is
6,764.


All right, let's talk about this "movie."


It was called SWEP1TPM. I am now speaking in the Engineer code.


The movie wasn't GAA. I found many TEs. I could easily tell that the SEs
were F. How can anyone like this movie? The plot was OK, but the plot
doesn't matter in a movie. It's all about the LATC.


DYUWIS?


I give this M 0 Ss.


(there was a lot more in, but we cut 99.99754% out because it would C your
COM)


Translations:


SEWP1TPM = Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
GAA: Good At All
TE: Technical Error
SE: Special Effect
DYUWIS: Do you understand what I'm saying?
M = Movie
S = Star
C = crash
COM = computer


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