Q: How many Microsoft shipping department personnel does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. If you call before 2 PM,
and pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed overnight. Don't forget to put
your name in the upper right hand corner of the light bulb box.
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