**Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?**
A: Because they're *really* good at it
**Q: Why should you never walk in the jungle between five and six?**
A: Because that's when the elephants get out of the trees.
**Q: Why are there pygmies in the jungle?**
A: Because they walked through the jungle between five and six
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**Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?**
A: You shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
**Q: How do you kill a purple elephant?**
A: You chock it until it turns blue, and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
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**Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?**
A: So that you can't see them when they float upside down in the custard.
**Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in custard?**
A: No, of coarse you haven't.
**Q: Why do elephants travel in herds?**
A: So that they can get a group discount on the shoes with yellow soles.
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**Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?**
A: About 5 mph.
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**Q: How do you fit four elephants into a mini cooper?**
A: Two in the front, two in the back.
**Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?**
A: You open the door and see the elephant.
**Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?**
A: When the door doesn't *quite* close.
**Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?**
A: They giggle when the light goes out.
**Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?**
A: There's an an empty mini cooper parked outside.
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