Large animals play small animals in the Super Bowl and, as you can probably imagine, the small animals were getting destroyed at halftime. So in the locker room the coach gave a rousing speech to the small animals and they headed back out all fired up.
The big animals received the ball and on first down the elephant was stopped at the line for no gain.
On second down the hippo was stopped in the backfield for a 5 yard loss.
On third down the bison was sacked and fumbles and the small animals recovered it for a touchdown.
On the sideline the coach came over to the defense amazed and asked who stopped the elephant since he couldn't get a good angle to see it. The Centipede raised his hand and said "that was me".
The coach asked "ok so who stopped the Hippo?" And again the centipede said "that was me".
The coach then asked "did you also sack the bison?" And the centipede replied "yes sir that was me".
So then the coach asked "where were you the first half?" And the centipede replied "getting my ankles taped".
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