**How do you know if there's an elephant in a fridge, without opening the fridge?**
His shoes are right outside.
-----
**How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?**
First you take the elephant out, then you put the giraffe in.
-----
**Two of four engines of an aeroplane are on fire and it's quickly losing altitude. How do you regain altitude?**
Simple. Just throw out the fridge.
-----
**A man and a woman were having a date at a beach. Their date got over abruptly. Why?**
The fridge fell on them.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.