... and she sees an elephant. She asks her mom "What's that between the elephant's legs?"
Her mom is embarrassed and says "That's nothing, dear."
Unsatisfied with this answer, she turns to her dad and asks "Daddy, what's that between the elephant's legs?"
Her dad is straightforward and says "That's the elephant's penis."
She says "Oh" and pauses. Then she asks, "Why did Mommy say it was nothing?"
To which the dad replies, "Well, ya know, I spoil her."
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