How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

**You**: How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

**Friend**: I don't know, how?

**You**: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way."

**Friend**: But there's no F in way.

**You**:

*Friend realizes*

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