I yoke too much

So an elephant walks into a bar. When the bartender asks what he'd like he gets up and says "Hold on I forgot something". The bartender calls out as he's walking away " What do you like I'll have it for ya when you get back". The elephant replies " I'm good bro, I forgot I have some brews in my trunk".

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