A hunting party of two Americans with two native African guides were cutting through the brush on the African continent. Suddenly one of the native guides threw himself chest down on the ground with his ear to the earth. He says, in broken English: "Elephant come."
The Americans are totally impressed. "Wow," says one of the Americans. "This guide is amazing! He can tell us when the elephants are coming just by listening to the ground!"
The native shakes his head, wipes his cheek, and says "Elephant come. Face sticky."
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