A man in a shop
What happened to the man who fell over?
He got...
Duck Jokes
What does a duck like to have for breakfast?
Quacker Oats
So Donald Duck was sent to rehab..
He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack.
A duck walks into a bar...
The bartender says "Hey, your pants are down."
A woman (Orange County Ca. )brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon...
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...
Remember duck tape turns no no no...
In to mmm mmm mmm
Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame.
It was quite a pro duck shun.
An eagle goes looking for a mate...
He swoops down and picks up a loon. "I'm a loon...
The Duck Priest
There once was a pond that many ducks called ho...
The Blind Clerk
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and ree...
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat.
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerne...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Lo...
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat.
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerne...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural No...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Lo...
A duck hunter is out one day having no luck.
A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. He...
Five doctors went duck hunting one day.
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Include...
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A T...
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant ...
Five doctors went duck hunting one day.
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Include...
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...
A duck walks into a bar.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is prom...