A duck walks into a pharmacy
grabs a tube of lipstick, puts it on the counte...
Duck Jokes
A duck walks into a local paint shop...
The duck searches the store, but can't seem to ...
Duck Face..
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bart...
Have you ever tried duck sausage?
Why don't you duck on down and get you some?
A duck walks into a bar.
Animal control is promptly called and the duck ...
I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently.
The judge charged me with murder most fowl.
Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?
Because she was a quack.
What's the best thing about being homeless...
You don't have to duck and cover during an eart...
What is the media of choice for the mallard?
**DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough...
Medical bills
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
a dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
A duck walks into the store...
...and asks the clerk "Hey, do you got any grap...
Ten Science Jokes for Nerds
* I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I c...
A duck and a beautiful woman are sitting on a hotel room bed...
when the duck realises he has no condom not wan...
Dead Duck
A woman brought a very limp duck in to see a ve...
What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?
They both have handlebars.
Well, except for th...
A woman walks into a grocery store with a duck...
A clerk says, "Hey! You can't bring that pig in...
Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"
"Just put it on my bill."
A man walks into a bird shop with a duck under his arm...
...and says to the shopkeep, "I'd like to retur...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...
Two Ducks in the Road
Two ducks were waddling down the street in Bula...
What do you call a diseased duck?
A Mallardy.