* I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
* I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
* Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
* Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
* Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
* A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.
“Irrelevant.”
* What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
* A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.
* Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”
* An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
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