The duck searches the store, but can't seem to find what he is looking for, so he asks the clerk:
"Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says:
"No. This is a paint shop, just go down the street to the grocery store if you're looking for grapes."
The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the same duck comes in and asks:
"Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says:
"I told you already, we sell paint not grapes!"
The duck thanks the clerk and leaves again.
This goes on for a whole fortnight and the clerk is steadily losing his patience. After being asked one too many times the clerk yells:
"LISTEN DUCK. WE SELL PAINT. WE HAVE NO GRAPES. IF YOU ASK ME THAT QUESTION ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO NAIL YOUR BILL TO THE FLOOR!"
The duck looks a bit intimidated and walks out without saying a word.
Three days later, the same duck comes back into the shop and says:
"I'm sorry for causing you such an inconvenience before. But today I have another question."
The clerk silently nods, and the duck proceeds to inquire:
"Do you guys have any nails?"
The clerk responds:
"Nope, just paint."
To which the duck says:
"Well in that case, do you have any grapes?"
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