Wife - "I don't know."
Me, throwing out something completely random - "How about roast canard." (french for duck)
Wife - "What's a canard?"
Me - "Same as a mallard." (type of duck)
Wife - "What's a mallard?"
Me - "Same as a drake." (male duck)
Wife - "So, roast canard is a really bad dancer?"
I wish I had come up with that punch line. Also, I learned all of these things watching Darkwing Duck as a child.
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