Three ducks walk into a bar. The first duck sits down and orders a beer. The bartender asks "Have a good day?" The duck says" "I was in and out of Puddles all day! It was a good day to be a duck!" The next duck walks in and orders 2 beers. The bartender asks "Did you have a good day also?" The duck says "I was in and out of Puddles all day! It was a great day to be a duck!" Finally, the third duck walks in and orders 2 shots of tequila and whiskey on the rocks. The bartender asks "You didn't have a good day like your friends?" The duck says "My name is Puddles how do you think my day went?!"
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