A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, Duck, what can I get you started?"
The duck replies, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, we don't got any grapes, this is a bar."
The duck leaves and comes back the next day and the bartender asks, "Hey, what will it be today?"
The duck responds with, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender is a bit irritated and says, "Duck, I told you we don't have any grapes, and if you come back again tomorrow I'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
The duck gets a bit startled at this point and waddles out of the bar.
The next day the duck strolls by the bar and walks inside the bar and the bartender says to him, "Okay, what are you in the mood for?"
The Duck says, "Well, first, let me ask you, got any nails?"
The bartender, looking puzzled, says to the Duck, "Umm... nails... nope."
The duck then replies back with, "Got any grapes?"
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