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Donkey Jokes
Why do they call you donkey?
I was walking down the street with my friend wh...
What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?
They both look incredibly cute when they are li...
Get me a drink
DAD: Son, get me a drink.
SON: Coke or Pepsi?
...
Take me to Vet.
Wife: How are you feeling?
Husband: Very sick,...
Two terrorists are having a discussion in a bar ...
The waiter asks them what the discussion was ab...
If you put a crown on a donkey, will he be king?
No, he would be a donkey with a crown.
"It is my birthday"
A young boy and his grandfather go out on the y...
A man and his wife are sleeping in bed...
His wife heard some coyotes outside. This being...
The Newlyweds and their Donkey
A couple just got married, they had a wonderful...
What is the worst way for a donkey to die?
ass-phyxiation
What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey?
Assless chaps.
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Two terrorists having discussion in a bar...
The waiter asks them what the discussion was ab...
What do you call it when you kill an important donkey?
An Assassassination.
I made it up when I was s...
A man with a stutter...
A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.
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What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey?
A hot pizza ass!
Like... like a hot... piece o...
A man was riding on his cart being pulled by his donkey...
It was incredibly hot, and the man said, "I can...
Old Soviet joke about Brezhnev
Brezhnev makes a speech: "Everyone in the Polit...
Two men are walking through the forest when they stumble upon a large sinkhole.
Guy says, "Woah! This thing looks deep; how dee...
What does the ISIS donkey say?
Jihaaaad
That's one.
As a child my grandfather would tell me story o...