Donkey Jokes

Donkey Jokes

A joke I was told while in Iran. Why are there no jews in Tabriz, Iran?

A jew, his donkey and chicken; where traveling ...

Mullah Omar's neighbor knocked on Mullah Omar's door looking for his donkey...

When Mullah Omar opened the door to see who it ...

Young Chuck

One fine old day, Young Chuck moved to Texas a...

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule!

A joke, from third grade me...
Hap...

I like my women like my coffee...

In a burlap sack, on the back of a donkey.

[nsfw] the ultimate trifecta of dirty joke

so, i was going down on my grandma,

and i star...

A traffic cop in India

Somewhere in the south of India a traffic cop w...

A donkey walked 12 miles..

but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles...

What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey?

I am not sure but I think it will come out a bi...

What do you call a donkey interbred with an onion ?

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A piece of a$$ that brings tears to your ey...

I like my women like I like my coffee...

In a burlap sack on the back of a donkey

Mules

Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does t...

Driver asks a guy with a donkey what time it is

This man was riding his moped through the outsk...

2 guys walk down the street and meet a talking rabbit...

2 guys walk down the street and meet a talking ...

What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs??

A ...

What key opens a banana?

A monkey.

What key opens a carrot?

A donkey.

I like my coffee like I like my women...

In a burlap sack and on the back of a donkey.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?"

(I was 9 when i...

Two newlyweds go to buy a donkey...

...when they are looking at the sweet little fo...

Pedro was riding his donkey back into town one day...

When out from behind a rock jumps Black Pete, t...

A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join

The donkey responded, "I would love to, but I'm...