Did you hear Donkey Kong died?.....
Me: Did you hear Donkey Kong died?
You: Diddy?...
Donkey Jokes
A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar...
Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne...
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
Read this on facebook. Hilarious haha
STUDENT...
Two Terrorists and A Waiter
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The ...
2 terrorists were having a discussion in a pub..
The waiter asks them what the discussion is abo...
The donkey gift.
Steve is not a bright man but has the best of i...
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town.
While walking through the streets on a quiet Su...
A donkey with three ears comes crying to the otolaryngologist
He says: "Please, doc. My middle ear hurts".
What do get when a white horse mates a black donkey on the road?
A zebra crossing!
Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK.
Why did the milliner quit his job at the donkey farm?
He got tired of all the ass-hats.
How do you find a drug dealer donkey?
Just follow his coke mules.
What does the talking donkey from Shrek have in common with a donkey that can't talk?
They are both dumbasses
How to Sell a Dead Donkey
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey ...
What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion?
A cat-ass-trophy.
What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny?
the bunny's eyes
Translation of an old Yiddish Joke...
One day in Czarist Russia, a poor old man and h...
A donkey walks into a bar....
The bartender then says,"why the long face?"
Sir, can I ask a question?
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Y...
I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany
There, he was originally gonna be called "Danke...
Two terrorist having a discussion in a bar
The waiter asks them what the discussion was ...
What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?
"Donkey!" (Danke)
You gotta say it with the sh...
Student and teacher
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Y...
"I am the young brother, let me through"
A man rushed to a gathering at an accident scen...
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elepha...