Wife: How are you feeling?
Husband: Very sick, please take me to Vet…..
Wife: Vet? Why?
Husband: I woke up early in the morning like a Roster, Run to work like Horse, Work all day like Donkey, forced to eat veggies like a goat, I take care of the kids like a cat, in mall I walk behind you like a dog, for every demand I say “yes dear”.. “yes dear” like a parrot, and at night I sleep with a Cow.
Who is better than a Vet to understand my issue?
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