His wife heard some coyotes outside. This being a rural area, she feared for the safety of the cattle, specifically the donkey they had tied outside. So, she asked him to go check it out, but he wouldn't be bothered. She then said to him "You're not a man, you're scared of a few coyotes!" to which the man replies "I'm sure the donkey is a bigger man than I ever will be. He can handle himself."
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