A man was riding on his cart being pulled by his donkey...

It was incredibly hot, and the man said, "I can't take this anymore! It is too hot today!" and the donkey says, "Yeah, it really is hot today..."
The man, surprised and scared at the same time says, "what?! I have never seen a talking donkey!" "Me neither!" replied the cart.

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