Why did the dog bark?
because its a dog
Dog Jokes
What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog?
Wad up Dawg?
A dog walks into a Western Union office,
and says he would like to send a telegram. The ...
What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood?
Half a dog
What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?
A dog has a better understanding of no.
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
What do you call a really quiet dog?
A subwoofer.
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Doggy: Hello! Welcome to "our" Reddit! I'm Dogg...
What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?
Raise the woof!
Why is owning a dog better than being in a relationship?
My dog can't tell people when I beat it.
The Jewish talking dog
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and sa...
Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.
How do you call a dog without legs?
you don't you go and grab him
I went to the zoo today.
The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Sh...
How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...dri...
What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
Your house back, your truck back, your girl bac...
I have a dog. He has no legs. I named him "Cigarette."
And everyday, I take him for a drag.
My dog died...
It's hair pink
The lovely kids from a funny friend's facebook
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition...
Hot Dogs (as told by my Granny)
Two older English ladies finally get to visit A...
A pregnant woman gets caught in the crossfire of a bank robbery...
She gets shot, and wakes up in the hospital onl...
There was a documentary on TV about animal abuse.
I felt lonely watching it by myself, so I made ...