and says he would like to send a telegram. The lady behind the counter grabs a pencil and paper and asks what would he like to say. The dog says "I want to send this message. Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof". The lady writes it down and says, "there are eight woofs here, you know for the same price you can send two more woofs". The dog says, "that message makes no sense".
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