Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC]

Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He lies awake at night wondering if there is a ...

A friend of mine is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac.

an he stays up all night wondering if there is ...

A man walks into a bar with a Labrador and takes a seat.

The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog i...

A Cute Dog - Funny Joke

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little ...

Love is Dangerous- Funny Joke

Dog & Mosquito were in
Love

mosquito kissed th...

Sheep

At the end of the day, a border collie reported...

Dog & Mosquito

Dog & Mosquito were in
Love
..
mosquito kissed ...

A goat gets his wish granted by a genie.

He wishes to be turned into a human being. Afte...

The Truth About Puppies

Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of p...

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,...

My mother said this when I was kid.

As a kid, I wanted a dog

"Mom, can I get a dog...

I don't understand how Elvis got so fat

He ate nothing but a hound dog

A farmer wanted to know how many sheep he had...

So he asked his border collie to count them fro...

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will sto...

I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes.

It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained ...