A pregnant woman gets caught in the crossfire of a bank robbery...

She gets shot, and wakes up in the hospital only to see a doctor standing next to her bed. "Wha-what happened? What's going on?" She says. To which the doctor replies, busy and indifferent, "Well, I have good news and bad news...the good news is your pregnancy is unaffected and you will have your triplets just fine." "And the bad news?" says the worried mother to be. "Well Ma'am, the bad news is you took three rounds to the stomach, and each child will be born with a bullet in their body, but don't worry, they will pass through the body naturally, and the children will be fine." With this news the woman promptly succumbs to the cocktail being pumped intravenously into her body...
Fast forward eleven years, the first triplet comes home. "MOM, MOM!!!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY!!" the child cries.
"What is it sweetheart?"
"during third period, I went to the bathroom, and I passed a bullet!"
"Don't worry honey, sit down." The mother says, explaining the story to the child.
Another year goes by, the second triplet bursts through the door, fresh from school.
"MOM!!!!"
Panicked, thinking the worst, the mother runs to the child, "What? What is it, my dear?"
"Mom! Today, I was in the bathroom, and I peed out a bullet!"
The mother stifles a soft chuckle as she explains the story to the child, telling her it's nothing to worry about.
Next year...
It's late, dinner has been served and eaten, the children are bunking down for bed when all of a sudden...
"MAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!"
The third child comes screaming down the stairs, barely able to keep his balance as he skids to a stop.
Maternal instincts kick in as the mother cradles her 13 year old child asking what the matter is.
"Mom! I was Jerking off, and I just shot the dog!"