The lovely kids from a funny friend's facebook

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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir; It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

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Teacher: Glenn, how to you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)

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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.