Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work.
The dog probably just thinks,
Awesome, now we'...
Dog Jokes
Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?
Because they didn't Lajka.
Teacher: "Your composition on the assignment "My dog" is exactly like your brothers...
...did you copy it?"
Boy: "No, it's the same d...
The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis.
YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE...
A dog's walking across the train tracks
And the train rushes by just as the dog safely ...
Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
A blond is tired
A blond gets tired of blond jokes, so she dyes ...
Shooting the Dog
A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she...
My grandpa decided to take the dog out for a walk.
He returned an hour later with nothing but the ...
What do you call an escape artist dog?
Basset Houndini
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
Take me to Vet.
Wife: How are you feeling?
Husband: Very sick,...
Dog looking for a job.
A dog walks into a job center, goes up to the w...
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street
when a masked robber runs out of the bank and s...
Jimmy, your composition "My Dog" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
No, sir. It's the same dog.
What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road
Dead dog has skidd marks on it
Crazy Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates
They will kill your dog
The Amazing Talking Dog
A man gets a knock on his door, and when he ope...
Top 10 Funniest Animal Jokes
Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks ...
A man comes home from work on his birthday.
He's greeted by his crying wife:
"I made you ...
A bottle of ketchup walks into a bar.
Moments before she had been whistling while she...
When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant
They are just checking their pee-mail.