Two older English ladies finally get to visit America. They decide they want to try some authentic American food for the first time. Edith says, "I've heard that hot dogs are about as American as it gets." "Oh yeah?" says Mabel. "Sounds different, but I guess we should try it then." So they go into a cafe and both of them order jumbo hot dogs. They sit down at a table, and Edith slowly unwraps hers and looks at it aghast. " Oh dear, Mabel! What part of the dog did YOU get?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.