I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween.
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...
Dog Jokes
My neighbor named his dog "Rolex"...
He's a watch dog.
Animal funny joke
A woman called our airline customer-service de...
My dyslexic friend is getting married!
I'm a groomsman, but a dog is my friend's best ...
If you want to understand who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both on the balcony
After three hours unlock them and see who's hap...
Well that was a close one!
A father and a son are walking through a forest...
Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog?
Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who'...
A dad asks his son, "What has four legs but isn't alive?"
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!"
"Not thi...
A pregnant woman was shot three times . . .
She was rushed to the hospital where she was ex...
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?
I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.
BLOND DOG
Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?...
Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?
Bach
Bach Bach
What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop?
One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate...
Does the dog know the proverb, too?"
The little boy did not like the look of the bar...
What do you name a deaf dog?
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
I took my new dog to a Veterinarian.
He went in Samoyed but came out Husky.
So I went to the zoo the other day...
... there was only one dog. It was a Shih tzu.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For day...
Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair?
Instead of k2, they call it k9.
Heres a joke only smart people get quickly and dumb people will take forever to figure out
So a dog walks up to a cat.
The dog asks the c...
A man brings his talking dog into the bar...
The bartender quickly tells him that no dogs ar...
I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog
It was a shih tzu
Daddy, did you ever eat cat food when you were little?
"Yeah, but it didn't taste very good." She smi...
Two alzheimer patients are sitting in a park...
so one goes "Man, I would really love to eat an...