A father and a son are walking through a forest when suddenly the father stops before what appears to be dog shit.
The father further examines the specimen in detail to determine whether it is or not.
"Looks like dog shit..."
*sniffs*
"Smells like dog shit..."
*proceeds to pick some up and rub it between his fingers*
"Feels like dog shit..."
*proceeds to put a small amount in his mouth*
"Tastes like dog shit..."
"Just as well I didn't step in it!"
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