Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Baught a dog from a blacksmith yesterday

As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the d...

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Whats the difference between an Asian man and a box of chocolates?

They'll both kill your dog, but the Asian will ...

A man walks into a zoo

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the ...

So there were two men and a dog...

Andy had just gotten off of work and was about ...

Divorced Barbie

One day a father, on his way home from work sud...

I wish I had taught my dog the command "Taylor Swift"

so every time it snowed he would just "Shake It...

A dad walks into a zoo..

A dad walks into a zoo.

He sees the only anima...

A dad walks into a zoo..

A dad walks into a zoo.

He sees the only anima...

A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon

He limps up to the bartender.

"I'm looking for...

A man walks into a zoo...

..... and there's only one animal. It's a dog. ...

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

How come the dog never finished his game?

He was stuck on paws.

Forgive me reddit senpai

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

...vegetarian.

For the record, I'm Korean and ...

A man took his family to the zoo

The only animal in the zoo was a dog.

It was a...

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What did he do ?

A police officer was sitting in his car with hi...

Kim Jong-Il found alive

He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. ...

I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day...

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for th...

Why did the dog become a lawyer but the cat couldn't?

The cat couldn't pass the "bark exam"